Oh Camera, how I’ve missed you so. How I can’t wait to have you back in my possession. I am so sorry for neglecting you, leaving you all alone in cold, lonely, Missouri. I pray that you are waiting in my mailbox today. I promise I won’t even leave you again! (Unless I find something better…no j/k!)

Oh Camera, you are so reliable, so dependable! I still have yet to figure out your features, but I promise I will, really soon. I especially love your manual settings, because I am pretend like I have a fancy DSLR and make pretty pictures.

But you are not a DSLR, and that I will have to live with. Oh Camera.

My Ode to Thee!